Jesus heads for the mountains

OK. Just when the burning question "Where can I find Jesus?" enters your head, here comes the answer.

West Virginia, as indicated in this story.

I'm sure there have been other people who have wanted to be known as Jesus Christ. Given the outcome of His first visit here, though, don't count me in.

But why would this Jesus want to relocate near the Lost River?

Did he misunderstand the whole idea of "seeking the lost?"

The reaction of the WV state trooper that pulls this guy over the first time would just have to be priceless.

"Put your hands where I can see them. And no miracles, please."