1000 uses for duct tape

Apparently, the number of uses for duct tape should be reduced from 1,001 to 1,000.

After reading this story, there can be no doubt that making duct tape part of your, um... play time should be seriously considered before you use it.

Imagine the look on this gentleman's face when the wife brought out the scissors and announced her plan.

According to her, she didn't intend to cut him.

All I know is cutting implements and certain body parts are never a good match.

Especially when duct tape's involved.