It was here a minute ago

Well, the Russians have apparently lost a lake.

I see a troubling pattern here. It's not the actual disappearance of the lake.

It's the belief expressed by the "old woman" that the U.S. had something to do with this.

We may be capable of a lot of things, but I don't see lake theft as high on our list. Given the way we fuss and fume with each other these days, if we did somehow steal a lake, we'd probably fight over who gets credit for it.

So, rest easy, "old woman."

We aren't the cause of all of the evils in the world. We're too busy with our own battles.