Fish and visitors

Ah, that well-known pairing, said to stink after three days.

The gentleman mentioned here had apparently run out of ways to get his unwelcome visitors to leave his mother's house.

I'll go out on a limb and guess there's some rampant stupidity at work here.

You get arrested for setting fire to your own house? Because you can't come up with any better plan than setting your house on fire?

I can't be the only person who sees this as further proof the Earth is somehow tipping off its axis.

Heaven knows its inhabitants are tipping off theirs...